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Zero Punctuation: Hatfall app for iPhone and iPad


4.4 ( 1824 ratings )
Games Entertainment Action Arcade
Developer: Defy Media, LLC
1.99 USD
Current version: 1.1.5, last update: 7 years ago
First release : 06 Jul 2015
App size: 49.88 Mb

HATFALL is a high-energy game of skill and hat-wearing born from Zero Punctuation, the hit online video series from The Escapist, created by the man behind ZP, Ben Yahtzee Croshaw.

When Yahtzee finds that his hat has gone missing there’s only one option: collect as many hats as you possibly can.

Fortunately hats are falling from the sky for no adequately explored reason, ready to be caught by your head. Just make sure you avoid the anvils and refrigerators that are also falling from the sky for no adequately explored reason.

And try not to get confused by all the people who look exactly like you trying to do the same thing.

And watch out for the short-tempered wizard. In short, its not as easy as it sounds. But to truly master the art of putting on hats, you must acquire them by any means necessary.

Catch them, steal them, embezzle them, and if all else fails, seduce them.

Port Optimization by: Collected Worlds

NOTE - Please be aware that due to hardware limitations Hatfall may not run well on the iPhone 4/iPad2/iPad Mini 1 and below.

Pros and cons of Zero Punctuation: Hatfall app for iPhone and iPad

Zero Punctuation: Hatfall app good for

Yahtzee likes money. So I gave it to him. I laughed, I cried and put on a hat. And the game is great too. Truly the greatest interactive hat-putting-on simulator devised by man.
Put on Hats to support Yahtzee and Zero Punctuation. Its a great timewaster and funny as hell.
This game is like you took a zero punctuation episode and made it as game. The colour,characters,humour its all what I thought it would be. Now excuse me Im gonna go bow to a statue of yhatzee I made out of my own soul.
Hats, pathos, humour spelled properly. This game has challenge and a deep story. Somehow it knew my dead fathers name. Still crying over the deep emotional connection this game forged between me and Yahtzee. He has a restraining order on me, the minx. I know it will work out when I just get MORE HATS.
This game takes a while to master but I love the ZP Style and the fact that hat-chan is Waifu
Love the Zero Punctuation reviews, so I knew this game would be a win in my book. I was 110% correct there, and I have been having so much fun with this game. Can be repetitive, but fun to kill time with. The witty comments make it excellent.

Some bad moments

I gather it must be an experiment or statement of awfulness but it isnt fun. There is little to differentiate falling hats and deadly obstacles and little point in even trying.
The game is very fun but I crashes every time you do almost anything.
This game should be free on mobile for now, or there should be a free version (yes Im aware of the PC Version) its just the fact that even loading the main title screen will cause the app to crash. You are basically paying for a broken game. Until these problems are solved Ill be sobbing in the corner because of the money I just wasted.
Cant start the game, it just shows, "addicting games" until it starts the Theme song and kicks me to my home screen, Please fix it.
Didnt think id notice a steam release with more content, so what you shafting the mobile users now? More content, expansion of existing content yet Im stuck with a $3 inferior version. Glad Im the one to leave this one star petty review because thats just hypocritical of a game critic to release dlc on one version then drop it for a more expensive version on a whole different market for a user interface that is worse for the game after all the experience with that crap the developer has had and made money complaining about. I guess ben is ok pissing off his fans.
On other systems it works fine , but do not buy on ipad. Is huge waste of money. Also i want a refund!