Zero Punctuation: Hatfall App Reviews

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Stonking Great Game

Yahtzee likes money. So I gave it to him. I laughed, I cried and put on a hat. And the game is great too. Truly the greatest interactive hat-putting-on simulator devised by man.

No Wizards here, I promise.

Put on Hats to support Yahtzee and Zero Punctuation. Its a great timewaster and funny as hell.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaay

This game is like you took a zero punctuation episode and made it as game. The colour,characters,humour its all what I thought it would be. Now excuse me Im gonna go bow to a statue of yhatzee I made out of my own soul.

Funny as hell; problematic

Right out of the gate charging $2.29 for this with an optional $1 hat doubler is honestly a bit much for the content when the free web version is available. The difficulty is all over the place, half of the falling death hazards are easily identifiable while the other half are nearly indistinguishable from the hats, lookalikes can sometimes be very obvious or inobvious, and the hit registry for the hats is really unforgiving at times. Occasional major performance hitches even on a 5th-gen iPod Touch are a bit aggravating. Lastly the hat-currency unlocks are even more pointless than the occasional gift unlocks. That said, its made me laugh out loud several times, the sound design and frenetic pacing is perfect, and I hope a fair chunk of the asking price is going to the man himself and not just the representative company(ies). I doubt itll stay fun for long, but it was a pleasant surprise.

The perfect ios game

Hats, pathos, humour spelled properly. This game has challenge and a deep story. Somehow it knew my dead fathers name. Still crying over the deep emotional connection this game forged between me and Yahtzee. He has a restraining order on me, the minx. I know it will work out when I just get MORE HATS.

Not good

I gather it must be an experiment or statement of awfulness but it isnt fun. There is little to differentiate falling hats and deadly obstacles and little point in even trying.

Its good

This game takes a while to master but I love the ZP Style and the fact that hat-chan is Waifu

Doesnt work

My iPhone 4 it doesnt work

Would be more fun if it didn’t crash all the time

The game is slick, funny, fun, and silly. it’s manic humour is well matched by it’s fast pace, and the quips and one liners are constantly amusing. Too bad it crashes every time you open a menu, or get a wizard hat, or get past nine hats. I don’t know if there’s a patch coming, of if anyone else has this problem, but the game is so ridden with crashes it’s almost unplayable, which is a shame because it’s so good.

Shame

The game is very fun but I crashes every time you do almost anything.

Free?

This game should be free on mobile for now, or there should be a free version (yes Im aware of the PC Version) its just the fact that even loading the main title screen will cause the app to crash. You are basically paying for a broken game. Until these problems are solved Ill be sobbing in the corner because of the money I just wasted.

Loads of fun

Love the Zero Punctuation reviews, so I knew this game would be a win in my book. I was 110% correct there, and I have been having so much fun with this game. Can be repetitive, but fun to kill time with. The witty comments make it excellent.

Please Fix

Cant start the game, it just shows, "addicting games" until it starts the Theme song and kicks me to my home screen, Please fix it.

Im hooked

This is so addicting, and its great for killing time on the bus! Keep up the great work!

Brilliant

Keeps coming up with these awesome surprises in the hidden mini games.. The bear office? The dating sim game? Hysterical!

Asshat

Didnt think id notice a steam release with more content, so what you shafting the mobile users now? More content, expansion of existing content yet Im stuck with a $3 inferior version. Glad Im the one to leave this one star petty review because thats just hypocritical of a game critic to release dlc on one version then drop it for a more expensive version on a whole different market for a user interface that is worse for the game after all the experience with that crap the developer has had and made money complaining about. I guess ben is ok pissing off his fans.

Bugged

I cant buy any of the add-ons. Please fix

Meh

Its got some of Yahtzees humour for thats your thing but generally not much of an experience. Worth a dollar.

Hatfall

This game crashes every time I open it please fix because I payed for this game and I want my moneys worth

why is it EVRYTING I die I get sent to game enter

please fix this game

  • send link to app